Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Do you use your powers for good or for AWESOME?!

I have one Question for all you young reading Warriors out there. . . (Dramatic Pause!!) Do you use your powers for good. . . or for AWESOME!! Now we must begin our training!!Do you guys like the way I'm Changing COLOR on STuff. And the Fonts!! Can you see it??? We are now back to NORMAL ( sorry couldn't resist!) Oh yeah I also have a nother QUESTION for you READIND masters out there!!!!!!!!!!! : Why do you read? Don't you know it will corrupt your mind?! ( In the words of dad ) Goodbye and remember use your powers for

Sunday, December 21, 2008


Tommorow is the officail start of Winter break so HAPPY CHRISMAHANAQUANZIKAH! It's solution of Christmas Hannakuh and Quanza and Chemical X! Thus forming the CHRISMAHANAQUANZIKAH with Ultra super powers protect the city of townsville from the forces of South pole elves! Nice Powerpuff girl parody right?! Bubbles was always the coolest!! Buttercup never did apeal to me. Any way I hope Zombie SAnta doesn't eat our brains in our sleep!!

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Santa Claus

Dear Santa,

I really want to have a couple video tapes.(Don't get the tapes until I know what kind)
and perhaps some tim tams. a couple thousand Gajillion notebooks. Oh and Granny I'll mention something to you on FRIDAY!! Thank you Fat man.

Your deranged blogger, Rachel

P.S. No coal accepted.
P.S.S. EVER!!!!

Santa's Frosty Follies

Hey everybody, as some of you know Iam starring in the fifth grade school play as Jangle a joke telling Elf. If you want to know more about it go to my mothers blog she's probably written 10 new blogs about it for all I know. She is one bloggin' lady! Well I can't really tell you what one of my elfin jokes so I came up with a new one: What do you call an unemployed Santa?

Don't Know?!

The answer is : A Ho HO HO BO

get it like a HoBO only different and the same at the same time. Okay TOOTLES!!!

Wednesday, November 12, 2008



My friend brought over a few really yummy Gingersnaps.(Yes Grampa I know your Jealous...) Also we made a few cookies a few nights ago. I just Have lots a lots stuff to talk about so I am going to squish them together.
I have a new student in my class, My teacher is finally back to school and she loves reading!!( I know it will corupt my mind, Dad.) One of my best friends got a new puppy that goes wacko sometimes. Uhh lets scan the brain. Ahh yes I finished my new book that will be on my reveiws so check that out soon.
My bus has a heater and when the bus driver( Mr.Mario, not the video game character.) turns it on it smells like cotton Candy for a minute, but after a while it starts to smell like burnt rubber. Altoughg it is pretty dang warm in cozy. Bye!!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

It's all fun and games until your pumpkin loses an eye!!

HALLOWEEN!! yesterday the family and I were carving pumpkins and so Noah as usall was making noise. and suddenly. . . well it wasn't as exciting as all that because Mom didn't actually cut the poor little pumpkins eye off but it was very close. Well luckly the pumpkin is alive and well until we takes out it's guts and it rots after halloween. Oh no I gave it pumpkiny nightmares.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

'ello people

I haven't writen in a while. So thank you Grandpa for reminding me today over the phone to write on this so hats off ta you gramps!! Okay so its been pretty normal in school so far,but The first nine week report cards are coming out soon. I will be hoping for all As . I can't wait for the weekend and I've only been in school this week for a day so I will try to wait through friday. I can probably make it through Friday cause that's when we get report cards at the end of the day. I will write again so no worries. Byes!

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Hello People of Earth!!!

Now despite the claims of my mother, I am 100% Human. Perhaps I am from Neptune,but that's no surprize to anyone especially my mother who just told me how to spell especially. So if the spelling was wrong please confront my mother. Anywho I am snaggletoothmolarless. Here's the whole story: dad was breifing me on the possible pain of the tooth being pulled out, and mom comes in she wants us to pose for the Camera (strange woman) and Dad only had a slight grip on it and it fell out in his hand! weird HUH? Well I had a laughing fit for ten minute until I could regain sanity.(witch I still haven't acheived yet) PIP PIP CHEERIO!!

Wednesday, September 17, 2008


I'm so close to my 11th Birthday and I am very excited,but I've managed to remain calm. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Sorry had a moment there and I am very happy to write to you. Well Im in pajamas. I am about to go to a T.V.party thingie mabob. BYE.

Friday, August 29, 2008

Strang Noah Phrases

I was downstairs and Noah was playing one of his silly games and he was losing in a battle with some other player and he suddenly gets a really good move and shouts "You wanta play Hardball HUH I'll give ya HardBAll." Well it just shows what an interesting little boy he really is. Very Freakish actually. Strange Strange boy...

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Older Posts

I like some my older posts a bit better than my newer posts. The have some better topics than the newer"I'm just writing this cause I have nothing better to do"posts. Seriously much better posts are the older posts. What what's that you say don't know how?! It's simple scroll down to the last post on the page and click on Older Posts. I'm not forcing you,but if you really want some quality entertainment you might just check out some older posts witch would be great. Remember Older Posts. wwhheenn yyoouu aarree ddoonne rreeaaddiinngg tthhiiss yyoouu wwiill rreeaadd Oldeer Posts. NOW!

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Six Flags!

I went to six flags yesterday. I was so tired when we got home, as soon as my head hit the pillow I was sound asleep. Iam so tired my feet still hurt from all that walking ,but it was so fun. Eve my 5 year old sister rode on the scream machine. I was afraid of it when I was on it with her. She screamed"LET"S DO IT AGAIN!!!" after every ride and when asked the question "What was your favorite part about coming?" She simply replied "Everything!". She was pretty brave riding all of those roller coaster. Eve didn't even shake when we got off. GO EVE!!

Thursday, July 24, 2008


The wonderful Doctor Who's wicked awesome mechanical dog who now belongs to Sarah Jane.I went to google because I hated our old background Witch of course none of us has any say on it.I looked at Doctor Who Images and found a great picture of the Amazing K-9. If you had to ask if i totally love K-9 my answer would have to be: Affirmitive. Ha Ha Ha Go K-9!!!

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

kcab ot loohcs (backwards)

Back to school. I am going to have a teacher who is a huge fan of tweety bird! I am going to walk into the classroom and say: "I twaat I saw a puddy cat." (Haha) Well I can't wait for school to start. In fifth grade we rule the school. Kindergarteners look up to us. The strange thing is one year your at the biggest grade you rule the school and then the next year you at the lowwest of the low. It's strange how fast these things happen can't wait to go back to school!

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Long Time No See

My internet has been down for a while so sorry. Really nothing happened interesting. I did cut my hair ten inches off. It's really short I like it . Actully it is not that short but I Still cut off ten inches. Sorry about the long wait to know this. So don't act so surprized if you see me with much shorter hair because I CHOPPED it all right off. That is all I really wanted to say.

Saturday, June 21, 2008

The Days Are Just Packed

In the words of Calvin and Hobbes "The Days are Just Packed". This June has been frantic First Drama Camp then Tennis Camp at Parkveiw high school. Lastly next week I will have Mercer University College for Kids it is a writing camp witch I have been too going to for the Fifth time, but who's counting? *cough me cough* May throat feels better know. I am worn down right to a Rachel Stub and I feel quite exhausted at the moment so in the words of Old Saint Nickolas "-and to all a good night."

Thursday, June 19, 2008


Tennis is awesome . I am Great at the backhand volley and okay at both ground strokes I have never gotten a ball stuck in a fence but I Know i am inproving. Let me explain the two strokes I was talking about okay.
Volley: You've most likely heard of VolleyBall well in VolleyBall you want the ball to stay in the air the same thing with the Volley you hit the ball without swinging when it is in the air.
Groundstroke: Self explanitory.
I Love Tennis. See ya : )

Thursday, June 12, 2008


I like a lot of old scary or silly movies like my personal fav: Murder by Death I love the dumb twists and jokes you just cannot get. I love the way that Mr. Twain hates way wang not use pronouns. It is hilarous!!! And I am really not sure if that scorpion was real or not. I need a minute I am still watching it so I need I few moments to laugh. HA HA HA better but somehow I just can't stop laughing when I watch this movie. HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Enphisis on The !!!!!!!!!!!!) Well bye. HA HA HA!!!!

Wednesday, June 11, 2008


I'm sorta bored. Hmm... I have nothing to say. Well oh poo. Hey that word(poo) gave me an Idea! Oh Man Oh Boywhy not Oh Women and Oh Girl ? We were getting my tennis racket today and Eve and Noah freaked out and wanted a Dora and SpongeBob racket, now Eve is signed up for tennis camp with me but I seriously doubt she cares. I bet she just wants to use the Dora racket and pink tennis balls . *cough Waste of money *cough Ahh much better.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Kid shows

I have more "shelfari books than shown on my shelf. Check them out. Again about the T.V. Review comments. Why doesn't Cailoo have hair? Why don't characters ever change clothes? Why don't they age? Where were they born neverland or something? And those unnesscessary pauses like: What color is this Baloon? Pink yes. I mean come on! And what is with the dumb songs? And the wiggles and Barney they say fith graders like them. It is like there saying to the little kids: "The older kids like us if you don't your dumb!" It's just downright MEAN. I hate those dumb kid shows.

Saturday, June 7, 2008

How ya doin'?

I have decided to do a book review site because I have so many books I ADORE! *Cough Mostly by Shannon Hale cough * Ahh thats much better now. I hate very few books that I hate. I rarley come across a book that makes me almost spew but I always findssomething I like about the book. If I did a tv show review I would Give Dora the Explorer a big fat -5 stars and that is speech by heart. By the way SHANNON HALE ROCKS!!!!!!!!! I give her 100 million Gizzilion Stars. I normally like scary storys but I don't like many of R.L. Stines books.

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