Santa Claus

Dear Santa,

I really want to have a couple video tapes.(Don't get the tapes until I know what kind)
and perhaps some tim tams. a couple thousand Gajillion notebooks. Oh and Granny I'll mention something to you on FRIDAY!! Thank you Fat man.



Your deranged blogger, Rachel

P.S. No coal accepted.
P.S.S. EVER!!!!

Santa's Frosty Follies

Hey everybody, as some of you know Iam starring in the fifth grade school play as Jangle a joke telling Elf. If you want to know more about it go to my mothers blog she's probably written 10 new blogs about it for all I know. She is one bloggin' lady! Well I can't really tell you what one of my elfin jokes so I came up with a new one: What do you call an unemployed Santa?

Don't Know?!


The answer is : A Ho HO HO BO

get it like a HoBO only different and the same at the same time. Okay TOOTLES!!!

STUFF!!

Hey,

My friend brought over a few really yummy Gingersnaps.(Yes Grampa I know your Jealous...) Also we made a few cookies a few nights ago. I just Have lots a lots stuff to talk about so I am going to squish them together.
I have a new student in my class, My teacher is finally back to school and she loves reading!!( I know it will corupt my mind, Dad.) One of my best friends got a new puppy that goes wacko sometimes. Uhh lets scan the brain. Ahh yes I finished my new book that will be on my reveiws so check that out soon.
My bus has a heater and when the bus driver( Mr.Mario, not the video game character.) turns it on it smells like cotton Candy for a minute, but after a while it starts to smell like burnt rubber. Altoughg it is pretty dang warm in cozy. Bye!!

It's all fun and games until your pumpkin loses an eye!!

HALLOWEEN!! yesterday the family and I were carving pumpkins and so Noah as usall was making noise. and suddenly. . . well it wasn't as exciting as all that because Mom didn't actually cut the poor little pumpkins eye off but it was very close. Well luckly the pumpkin is alive and well until we takes out it's guts and it rots after halloween. Oh no I gave it pumpkiny nightmares.

'ello people

I haven't writen in a while. So thank you Grandpa for reminding me today over the phone to write on this so hats off ta you gramps!! Okay so its been pretty normal in school so far,but The first nine week report cards are coming out soon. I will be hoping for all As . I can't wait for the weekend and I've only been in school this week for a day so I will try to wait through friday. I can probably make it through Friday cause that's when we get report cards at the end of the day. I will write again so no worries. Byes!

Hello People of Earth!!!

Now despite the claims of my mother, I am 100% Human. Perhaps I am from Neptune,but that's no surprize to anyone especially my mother who just told me how to spell especially. So if the spelling was wrong please confront my mother. Anywho I am snaggletoothmolarless. Here's the whole story: dad was breifing me on the possible pain of the tooth being pulled out, and mom comes in she wants us to pose for the Camera (strange woman) and Dad only had a slight grip on it and it fell out in his hand! weird HUH? Well I had a laughing fit for ten minute until I could regain sanity.(witch I still haven't acheived yet) PIP PIP CHEERIO!!

BirthDay!!!

I'm so close to my 11th Birthday and I am very excited,but I've managed to remain calm. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Sorry had a moment there and I am very happy to write to you. Well Im in pajamas. I am about to go to a T.V.party thingie mabob. BYE.